This little Piggy...

I am not quite sure I understand it all but my Aunty Sasha gave me a lovely book for my birthday, with lots of lovely nursery rhymes. I really like this one - daddy sings me something similar...

This little piggy went to Prada,
This little piggy went to Cannes,
This little piggy dined at Nobu,
And this little piggy, Hakkasan.
And this little piggy went, "Wee Wee Wee Wee"
All the way home because she had a fat bottom!

And what do you think of my new glasses, Prada darling?